389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly. Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all.

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0:00.0	You don't say it, say it.
0:07.0	You don't say it, right?
0:12.0	You don't say it.
0:17.0	Like this from the fair and my mom laugh.
0:24.0	You don't say it, say it.
0:28.0	Like that same French excellence.
0:33.0	You don't say it, right?
0:37.0	You don't say it, right?
0:42.0	You don't say it, right?
0:48.0	You don't say it, say it.
0:53.0	You know same right
1:15.6	Oh, yeah ghost crew those guys were one of the original
1:18.2	Original song makers. Yeah, one of the very
1:21.5	favorite I think that's my favorite song that they made for us. That one yeah, I
1:26.0	Ghost Crew has so many great jams. Incredible. Those are my jams. Those are my jams.
1:31.6	I have a Midwest mind. Those are my jams. I have officially crossed over into Midwestern mom.
1:38.3	I wore my house slippers out twice this weekend with LJ. Yeah. I was alone with them, so
1:44.2	I don't sleep. You know, our kid doesn't know. That's a different level. Wow, the hounds
1:48.2	are really going out. The plugs are chasing. And I totally, I had on my Fanny Pack thankfully.
1:53.2	Yeah. But it's all the tagging weep. But I did not, I forgot my house. I smell what you're
2:02.6	not smell like at different times of the day. Make sure that thing is on. Oh, you got to
2:06.9	make sure you check. You got a very fun. You know, bringing back that song really made
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