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39: Vault: She Got a Surprise Trip to the New Moon Movie Premiere

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🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: She Got a Surprise Trip to the New Moon Movie Premiere

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

All right. Wendy, do you have plans tonight? Have anything on your schedule that you can't move? I don't think so. You want to think about it for a second? No, I don't have any plans. She was trying to pretend that she did have plans. She's like, yeah, you know. I want to sound cool and like have something to do tonight, but no, I really don't.

0:21.8

Isn't that part of the mojo we're talking about? Like your first reaction should always be, yeah, I've got something, but I mean, if I have to move it, yeah. I guess I could. I could rearrange. Right. That's always, that should always be your first answer. I always get nervous when you ask me if I have plans because I'm not sure what you want me to do now.

0:36.4

Okay, well, let's do this.

0:38.4

Let's play a game of how much do you trust the Burt Show. Oh. You're going to have to say which members. Because I think if it were a Jen-Hawie Melissa Carter idea, she'd be like, okay. That's a very good, valid, very valid point.

0:55.1

How much do you trust Jeff and I?

0:57.0

We're going to play a little game here.

0:58.8

All right, we have an assignment for you tonight.

1:00.6

I've been down this road.

1:04.4

Yep, that was her one time with a man.

1:08.2

We have an assignment for you tonight.

1:10.5

Okay. Based on your trust of Jeffff and i do you want to take

1:14.4

the assignment or not and you only got one shot at it you can't give her a hint no hint on the

1:19.4

assignment it's just about trust and faith in bert and jeff oh that's only like 15%

1:25.9

oh i'll do it.

1:30.1

See, that's the spirit right there.

1:31.4

That's the Birchow spirit coming out.

1:33.2

I'll do it!

1:34.6

Really aggressive, positive manner.

1:37.5

Jeff, you want to tell her what our assignment is tonight?

1:39.4

Yes.

1:41.0

There is an event with Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner that we would like you to attend.

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