39- Squirting & Ghosting

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The girls finally get into all things SQUIRTING. What is it, how to do it, how to fake it, are men into it? Give HIM a facial! Squirt or be squirted on. They also discuss some criminal activity they witnessed at the bar by multiple men, a serious Gluck Gluck update, and some new social media drama involving fake influencers. Lastly, listen up daddies, this is how you deal with being ghosted, once and for all. CHD style ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. No guys what's up? It's call her
0:20.4	a cauliflower daddy dear God call her daddy back at it again
0:28.4	guys it's Wednesday baby hump day hump day hump a tree hump a leg, hump a dick, hump a
0:35.0	vagina.
0:36.0	All right guys, we're feeling excited today.
0:39.0	So, I mean, we're feeling excited, but I'm going to lie to the daddy gang like I feel
0:43.7	sick as a doge. Yeah you look sick. You look like shit right now. I don't know why what
0:49.2	happened but guys I'm gonna power, I'm a workhorse.
0:53.1	She's a workhorse. She's a workhorse.
0:56.0	We went apartment hunting.
0:57.7	Yeah, fuck us.
0:58.8	I wish we were mils hunting, but we weren't.
1:00.6	We were apartment hunting.
1:01.8	Very different. And, it is let's just
1:06.6	say it's a very humbling experience extremely humbling and when I say that
1:11.6	I mean Alex and I were walking into apartment
1:15.3	buildings and going to the front desk and being like where is the leasing office and
1:18.8	they were like you can go fuck yourself there's a bus that will pick you up on 6th Avenue and 17th Street.
1:27.0	Bring you back to Portown you pieces of shit.
1:28.0	Guys we walk into these apartments, they're luxury buildings, we're trying to
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