38- Welcome to Slut Camp

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The girls are discussing shower sex, panic boners, and Slut Camp. Yes, you heard that right. Welcome to Slut Camp, where you will learn how to conceal the slut and trick your man into thinking you are wifey material. Everyone deserves a slut phase with no repercussions! They also talk poop fetishes and where they originated (army bases?), embarrassing things bitches are doing on instagram, and last but not least, Alex tells a tragic tale involving her a** hole, a penis, and a cheating scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy we're back at it again. I'm recording this in like a very horny state so I just want everyone to get in the
0:29.7	mood. You're horny right now? Kind of.
0:33.0	Hmm.
0:34.0	Well you just had porn on your computer playing before we started, so.
0:37.0	Well, that's for research purposes.
0:40.0	That's not to get off.
0:41.0	Oh, I love this job. What's up up guys? We're back at it again. It's
0:44.5	fucking Wednesday. Who's pumped? I'm fucking pumpedy up in this bitch. I'm hung
0:49.3	over but what's new? But what's new? But what's new? I wanted to, before we get into the episode, talk about the
0:57.1	shit that is happening around New York City. New York City is buzzing.
1:02.0	It's buzzing around.
1:04.0	Alex and I were on our way to work.
1:06.0	And you cannot make this shit up.
1:08.0	Nope.
1:09.0	We are us going to work or the shit that we're about to see?
1:11.0	I get it.
1:12.0	We never go to work. Hey! Okay. We were walking to work and I turned to
1:17.7	Alex and this actually came out of my mouth. I had to be like, Alex, I think that we're going to have to take another street because
1:26.0	there's a huge giant ball of yarn rolling down the sidewalk.
1:31.0	I'm like yeah let's take a different road.
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