#39 Return of the Stanger
HELP! I Suck at Dating
iHeartPodcasts
3.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2018
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger is back! She gives Vanessa some incredible dating advice that she desperately needs. She confronts Jared about what she heard about him from Ashley, and he fires back at Patti for saying he and Ashley don’t belong together. Then Greg Behrendt and his wife Amiira Routola, the authors behind “He’s Just Not That Into You” stop by to talk about their new book, “How to Keep Your Marriage From Sucking”, and they offer Jared some crucial advice for his upcoming marriage. And we get a check in from Dean! All the way from Malaysia, and he shares what he’s learned about dating internationally, and he reveals if he’s been involved with anyone romantically on his trip.
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| 0:00.0 | Hell, I suck at dating with Dean Vanessa and Jared, |
| 0:04.5 | and I heart radio podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | Alright, hello everybody, and thank you for tuning into an all-new episode of Help, |
| 0:12.4 | I suck at dating. My name is Jared. I'm with Vanessa, and we have a very special guest in |
| 0:16.7 | studio. There's really no introduction needed. You know who she is. For a million-dollar matchmaker, |
| 0:21.0 | we have Patty Stanger. Yay! Thanks guys. Thanks for having me. |
| 0:25.4 | Patty, thank you so much for joining us. Yep. Okay, Vanessa's on the line. |
| 0:29.2 | Yeah, I'm such a fan of you. First of all, guys, little update. |
| 0:32.9 | I was a little bit... Do you know that I picked you from the first episode that a lot |
| 0:38.7 | have been in it? Who are the showrunners of the Bachelor? Big shout out to them. |
| 0:41.7 | Yes, thank you. They kind of punched me, and they said, |
| 0:44.4 | who do you think is going to win? And I said, Vanessa, and it was, |
| 0:47.4 | they were trying to push me in the current field. I said, he don't go for blonds. |
| 0:51.2 | He's a brunette guy. You can't blame me on this. And I would call Daniel and Vinnie on the |
| 0:55.8 | back channel. Come on. You guys tell me. You guys tell me. They're like, you're close. |
| 0:58.6 | But they wouldn't give me any information. And I picked you. You were at my front runner. |
| 1:02.4 | But wait, I'm with you for that. But when Patty marked in to the studio, I heard her talking |
| 1:07.2 | about how she wants to send you stuff. Oh, but no, here's... |
| 1:09.7 | He way, way, way, slow down. I have equal opportunity for male and females and all Bachelor |
| 1:14.5 | and Bachelor girls are welcome. Olivia Cardi is one of my friends. Brianne, all of them |
| 1:18.4 | around there. But my assistant saw your ex twice this week at Whole Foods. And girls were |
| 1:24.4 | swarming. And I think he just likes to walk. Next time she sees him, he's going to take off his shirt |
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