389: Moustache Rationing

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Due to a bad smell going around we're all locked indoors, so this week we bring you the first ever episode of Regular Features recorded using telephones and HTTP. If anyone ever called a bellend a "ham bell", then at this point I would write "we put the ham bell back into Alexander Graham Bell," but nobody calls it that so I won't. Gav has all the latest rationing hysteria from Facebook, Joe's top lip has gotten all hirsute and nice, and Steve delivers his top tips fer werkin ferm herm. Stay safe everyone.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular features a regular regular features a show
0:07.4	Hello and welcome to regular features
0:09.6	The first and hopefully but probably not only
0:13.2	Remote version of this show
0:15.5	Ever to be recorded
0:17.0	Lockdown special
0:18.9	Yeah let's have big bad news music behind this, like emergency alerts, and like a ticker tape.
0:29.1	I don't know where that goes.
0:30.6	Is that bad?
0:31.6	Or is that good?
0:32.5	They have ticker tape at the end of a crisis.
0:34.7	Oh, is that good bit?
0:35.9	Yeah, when the coronavirus is being paraded down Main Street in the back of a Cadillac.
0:41.9	Let's use police tape like ticker tape.
0:44.8	Let's fire a police tape into the air to let everyone know, bad.
0:50.6	I'm Joe Scrabbles.
0:51.7	I'm joined by Steve Hogarthie.
0:53.3	Hi.
0:54.3	And Gav Murphy.
0:55.5	Hiya.
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