Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular features, a regular features, a regular features, show.

Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

Week in, week out, week shake it all about, no matter the coronavirus infection rate, no matter the Australian bushfires, no matter...

Something that happened to...

These things that traditionally affect us.

Hey, no one talks about the bushfires anymore. Australia is suddenly not on fire.

Like, six weeks ago, everyone's like, you need to really care about fucking Australia's on fire.

Literally no one cares now.

Well, let's see if the coronavirus can kill wombat.

Then we'll find out.

Yeah.

If I see a koala with his paws all mangled by a coronavirus, then maybe I'll start giving a shaz.

I've been run over by a truck driven by a massive coronavirus.

Speaking of which, my feature this week, as it has been every week, is to do with the

coronavirus.

You need to keep doing this until we've reached the very apex of that infection bell curve.

There's something just very, there's fertile ground.

Me and the coronavirus have something in common in that we love fertile ground.

And we will infect your ears with feature juices.

Well, talking of feature juices and infections.

I've been going undercover for a while into Parliament to get the inside scoop on what's going on with British politics, vis-a-vis the flipping coronos.

So, yeah, I've got a little bit of a scoop this week.

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