#3878 Pay It Sideways

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

A $150 cup of coffee has Luke reconsidering his relationship with the beverage. Andrew is waiting to see if the local sports station will read his text on the air. And Luke found himself in a "Pay It Backwards" situation recently in a Starbucks drive-thru.

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0:00.0	This is outrageous! Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away?
0:04.3	Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerating in Barack Obama.
0:08.5	You shout like that, they put you in jail.
0:11.0	Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists.
0:16.9	You're stealing right to jail. You're playing music too loud, right to jail.
0:20.6	Right away. You're driving too fast, jail. Slow, jail.
0:24.1	You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses. You right to jail.
0:29.4	You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail.
0:31.8	You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook.
0:35.9	You make an appointment with a dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail.
0:39.0	Right away. We have the best patients in the world.
0:42.0	Because of jail.
0:43.0	T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-L.
0:50.4	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is.
0:54.2	Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
0:58.2	You're singing that wrong.
0:59.4	How? I made it up.
1:00.5	Have you all gone insane? This is not good.
1:02.5	The point is, at this time of National Parallel, we all have to do our part.
1:07.0	And by do, I mean don't.
1:09.2	We all have to don't our part.
1:10.9	I have never heard someone say so many wrong things.
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