What happened?

Oh, well it's really quite funny.

I was always in bed sleeping at a two o'clock small and me wife comes in and says,

someone ran into the shop and I said, oh, what?

So I jumped out of bed and all I had was meandies on and I walked out the front and I was

seeing the car smashed and I was seeing the bike walking back to the car and so I walked

out and I said, oh, what do you do on my, like you can't be leaving the scene.

And he goes, don't be a hero mate and I said, I'm not trying to be a hero but the police

are coming and he just saw out of it, scoot up the road and I said, no, it's not going

on like that mate.

So I jumped in the car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down the

side straight and then the police were coming and I flash him and sent them off the

direction of him.

But mate, all I had was me, Jock, so I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like,

mate.

Do you feel like a hero?

Oh, not really.

It's just something you've got to do for the community mate.

So you look after your mate and you might always look after you.

T-T-B-T-L.

Guess what day it is.

Guess what day it is.

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