387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it! How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky. All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!

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0:00.0	I'm leaving. I'll open my vagina.
0:07.0	Get away.
0:14.0	Get away.
0:17.0	You're my child.
0:19.0	Where are you going?
0:20.0	I'll go talk to you.
0:22.0	I'll go talk to you.
0:23.0	I'll go talk to you.
0:25.0	Get off my door.
0:28.0	I'm like, we all are awesome.
0:30.0	It's not me. Tell us.
0:31.0	Yes, you are. I learned.
0:32.0	Don't get off.
0:33.0	Can you hit me?
0:34.0	Can you hit me?
0:35.0	Can you hit me?
0:36.0	Can you hit me?
0:37.0	Turn around and get off the place.
0:39.0	Don't talk to me like you don't.
0:40.0	Don't, don't, don't, don't.
0:42.0	Get off from here.
0:43.0	Let's go.
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