386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2017

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly). Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you. Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line? We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.

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0:00.0	This is real, a guy, hauled on the, like the 1-800 number for that, you know, the actor Jeffery Dean Morgan sausages.
0:10.0	He has a, you know, 800 number where I guess people can leave a message.
0:15.0	What's going on to me, man?
0:17.0	This guy left a long message, just like, where he's really upset that they changed the size of the sausage guy.
0:26.0	Huh?
0:57.0	I'm a little 12-ounce roll of bread.
1:00.0	I don't mind paying you more money for your sicker than I was rollin' the talker.
1:04.0	But you don't have it here.
1:06.0	You got a 12-ounce roll.
1:08.0	You got spleen in this way over 200 pounds.
1:11.0	With a little plump, doctor.
1:14.0	And a daughter, you're 13, and you're gonna try to take a 12-ounce roll of bread.
1:19.0	And a couple of dozen A from B bad.
1:22.0	You ain't gonna work.
1:23.0	And I'm not gonna put you in your product.
1:25.0	Every inch and as far as you can go now, you're late for the day.
1:29.0	I don't eat that.
1:30.0	I'm a tattoo, man.
2:02.0	I'm a little good.
2:03.0	Forget the little.
2:04.0	Oh, fuck the fuck up.
2:06.2	Amazing.
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