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Bear trap

Catching woke bears

Is Paddington fucking poo bear

And bear to Bigel House

I guess they're all woke aren't they?

Paddington is definitely a woke bear

They're all kind of absurdly woke

Although actually I don't know

Pooh is kind of deviant

Yeah what does it do? I don't think he's just

Steal hunting Who is greed? He's it do? He's just steal honey?

Who is greed?

He's avarice. He's average, but he's not insidious. I think he's just doing what a bear does. He's just doing a little silly things. It's not fucking real. No, bears love honey. They just, that's not all they eat, though. Well, they love sugar. So like berries, if they see a bear, if they see a beehive, I've seen, I've seen them climb for it, literally. Get the beehives and the bees are like freaking out and they're like, he's eating, they're eating bees too. They're not even like not eating them. Casually, bears so casually eat, it's terrifying. Like, they've seen them, what's going to stop? Have a salmon, you know, the salmon's like, and it's taking bites on the salmon. The salmon's like, fuck. There's so, they're so, well, particularly the black ones, black bears are so casual in the way they do things. They're not, they're not aggressive. The you bears? They're just, yeah, they're just a me's. Yeah. They're just like, hold that thought. Oh, yeah. Oh. Right. Remember that episode of, some Vietnamese kids' guts just. I mean, that's what it would be. It's like, why are you here, Black Bear?

Oh.

He pops away as God.

I think, fuck.

I like, if I witnessed new phenomena like that, like brand new tech for the human. I don't want to do.

I don't want to be a part of that.

I don't want to be the person that see somebody actually levitating and flying for real,

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