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Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast.

Once again, it is me, Chris, it is him, Derek, it is him, Sweeney.

We're remote again because Derek might be a little sick.

He caught something at the Evanescence concert that he went to.

Yeah.

It was Evanescence?

That's pretty fucking sick.

Yeah, I was, you know, things got a little heavy because I went to the back, the green room.

And I was like, you know, grabbing at Amy Lee a little bit.

I was kind of grabbing at her, just being like, I'm such a big fan.

And then one thing led to another where she got scared, clothes got a little ripped, you know,

I'm like, hey, this looks really weird because this is not how things were supposed to get.

And people were, you know, it was really sweaty.

And I think I just might have possibly caught a bug or something while all that was going down that's unfortunate

there any of salt interesting yeah it well it looked like that's how it that's how it looked

but that's not what that's like that it's like that image of the guy. You know that famous image?

The poster of like,

it's like a minimalist kind of cartoon poster of a guy like with a knife chasing a guy. And it's like his leg in the back and it looks like a guy chasing somebody. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's your situation. Essentially. You got like a whole. It's like a Larry David,

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