#387: Mark Normand's 5 Things I Can't Wait To Do Again (@MarkNormand)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand, fresh off the success of his new special "Out To Lunch" (available now on YouTube), met me on the deserted streets of New York to play the 5 things we miss game. We probably got to like 2. Maaaaaaaybe 3. But who cares really? Mark is hilarious and this episode was funny as crap with broccoli. I should legitimately have this guy on once a month.

Make sure to watch Mark's special, "Out To Lunch" now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDolNU89SXI&t=170s

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The Music

Counting Crows - Round Here

Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner

Missing Persons - Walking in L.A.

Sex Pistols- Pretty Vacant

Transcript

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0:00.0	And we're drunk and we shake hands on it.
0:02.4	Like, gotta do it, gotta do it.
0:03.9	Never set it before on stage, put it in a set.
0:06.3	And he was like, all right.
0:07.3	So the next day comes around, full house.
0:09.7	He opens with it, bombs and bomb horribly.
0:13.7	And then it stays in it.
0:15.1	It's like a seven minute bit.
0:16.9	And he can't get out of it.
0:18.3	And then he goes into his act.
0:19.9	But they hate him so much from the big bomb up top.
0:22.8	And he just bombs the whole thing, got fire for the weekend.
0:25.7	No.
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.6	And he blighted me.
0:28.5	I was like, I didn't say to open with it, you're too.
0:30.9	From here we stay up, very, very, very, very later.
0:41.3	I can't see nothing.
0:45.1	Nothing around here.
0:51.3	You can't be my fault.
0:53.9	You can't be my fault.
0:56.7	You can't be because I'm falling down on you.
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