387 - Heavenly Parole

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve, Cliff Andrews, and Dr Scott discuss panic attacks, agorophobia, and more. In addition, a blast from the past holiday recording! PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (Dr Scott’s nasal rinse is here!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) tweakedaudio.com offer code “FLUID” (best CS anywhere) premium.doctorsteve.com (all this can be yours!) freshly.doctorsteve.com (how lazy are you? Get $40 off, and don’t cook!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.6	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.
0:38.8	I need to touch it.
0:39.8	Yo, ho, ho, ho.
0:41.4	Yeah, me garretid.
0:48.9	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:51.5	I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.
0:54.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:56.8	exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:58.5	I want to take my brain now,
1:00.6	blast with the wave, an ultrasonic,
1:02.5	agographic, and a pulsating shave.
1:03.6	I want a magic pill.
1:04.9	All my ailments,
1:07.3	the health equivalent of Citizen Kane.
1:10.0	And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
1:12.6	I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
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