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You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

I need to touch it.

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-you-o.

Yeah, me garreted.

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Tobolabovir stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heart bow

exacerbating my incredible woes

I want to take my brain out

blast with the wave an ultrasonic, echographic and a pulsating shave

I want a magic mill

all my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane

And if I don't get it now in the tablet

I think I'm doomed

Then I'll have to go insane

I want to requiem for my disease

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