#3863 Pull Tab Justice

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Andrew visited his Eagles club yesterday to try to clean something that he's dubbed "Murder Stain," and Luke has $30 worth of pull tabs with bad advice and bad jokes he'd like to share.

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good.
0:04.9	I mean, it's a vet spill.
0:07.4	But then I remember many pets pet insurance.
0:10.4	My complete policy covers Bella for up to 15,000 pounds of vet fees.
0:15.0	Ha!
0:15.8	And breathe.
0:19.5	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:25.3	Get a quote at manypets.com.
0:28.4	Conditions and exclusions apply.
0:30.1	We have to get our story out before Graham runs her version.
0:33.2	Now, I know it's a lot to ask if we take down the woman who runs the network,
0:36.6	we could potentially lose our jobs.
0:38.4	But why did we become journalists if not to uncover the truth and use it to change the world?
0:45.4	You know what? I'm in.
0:47.6	You know what? I'm in too.
0:49.2	Graham is mean AF. That's a Twitter term, which I can only assume stands for mean as Frankenstein.
0:55.2	There is another term, DTF.
0:57.6	Don't touch Frankenstein, to which I usually just reply WTF.
1:03.9	Won't touch Frankenstein.
1:05.6	What?
1:06.7	Right, so we're all in.
1:07.8	T-T-B-T-L.
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