You got a leko of the illusion of control, brother.

And you're the one that can do it from the inside out,

like the blossoming of a flower or a peacock in the universe.

It's like I tried to control my son.

I was going to make him the head mushroom dealer of the high desert.

And he went off and he got all involved in the corporate cold stone creamery

and using the cell phone and brainwashed his work suits.

It's not what I wanted. It's what the universe wanted.

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Everyone says great things about you, the posture, the haircut, the tiny feet.

It's amazing they hold you up, but they do.

They do.

Okay, I love you so much, but sometimes I love you the way that like I feel sorry for a monkey.

Like they're just, they need so much help and they're in such an ugly cage, you know what I mean?

Well, I've heard all the facts and it's pretty obvious what I have to do.

Get a big ol' mug of hot chocolate, put all my thinking PJs and get back to you.

You're some other going to think that's poetry.

I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these men.

Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

A beautifully wrapped, glossy, sweet smelling show.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

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