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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew continue their journey through the chart-topping pop songs of yesterday and today in the final installment of the 2022 (or 2023?) TBTL Winter Games!

Transcript

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0:00.0

So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good.

0:04.9

I mean, it's a vet spill.

0:07.4

But then I remember many pets pet insurance.

0:10.4

My complete policy covers Bella for up to 15,000 pounds of vet fees.

0:15.0

Ha!

0:15.8

And breathe.

0:19.5

Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.

0:25.3

Get a quote at manypets.com.

0:28.4

Conditions and exclusions apply.

0:30.4

Ah! Look at that cookie old cookie jar.

0:34.2

You like cookie jars, can I?

0:36.0

Well, I guess I never thought about it that much.

0:39.3

We had a nice one back home in Georgia.

0:41.5

Had a bear on it.

0:43.7

I remember when my mom's friend Ron would come over.

0:48.3

They'd go into the bedroom to sort out their paperwork.

0:51.2

And I'd just go ahead and stare at that cookie jar.

0:55.4

It was almost as if I took every problem that I ever had.

1:00.2

And I put it inside that cookie jar.

1:03.5

And I sealed it up so tight that nothing would never, ever, ever get out.

1:12.6

So I guess to answer your question, I'd give cookie jars about a bee.

1:16.9

T-B-T-L.

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