3850: Silver Linings Playbook

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

The world is a dumpster fire, but Keith tries to find silver linings such as mini golf, football, and disgusting food eating contests. Enjoy, and stay strong. Hopefully we’re almost there.

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0:00.0	Hey all you guys all you guys all come and they think we want shit they're
0:02.8	the beat another show
0:04.8	welcome to Keith and the girl I'm Keith Malley yes the world's burning it's one weird
0:09.6	fucking horrible story after another oh another mass shooting you shit me. Oh well what can we do?
0:15.3	Guess what kind of gun was used? Take a guess. Assault rifle is in the name AR.
0:21.0	Well it's actually the company that well then I guess everybody's alive
0:27.7	yeah Donald Trump just today they go yeah you're you're punished for your 34 indictments with this hush money
0:36.3	But you are running for president, so we won't we won't sentence you now. We'll sentence you later. You know when you can fight it as president.
0:44.3	What the fuck?
0:46.3	Yeah I'm running for president so I shouldn't be punished now.
0:49.2	Oh, okay. Like what the fuck? If you stole a car you can't go mmm actually though I have an
0:57.0	acting role coming up and it's a big deal so maybe we can postpone the but
1:02.4	here's some good news.
1:04.2	Walk about mini-golf, the VR game, new course September 12th, Mars Gardens.
1:10.5	That's the name of it. Mars, you'll be playing on Mars! Walk about Minnie Golf is the greatest
1:16.6	game of any type ever. I mean any, not just VR. Regular video games, board games, party games.
1:24.2	It's the greatest game that it's worth VR by itself.
1:27.2	In September 12th, a brand new course.
1:30.1	Mm!
1:32.1	Just giving you a little hope out there. Okay? There's also at San Diego on September 20th. There's a meetup for people into walk about mini-golf VR.
1:43.4	Okay.
1:44.0	What do you talk about?
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