3849: Say Something

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

I hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. I'm I'm kind of in the mood to do a bunch of these
0:04.3	Tic-talk things. I don't know if you call them challenges or what, but I want to know
0:08.2	what's true, what's not true. If you Google what outer space movie came out in 1992,
0:15.0	what outer space movie came out in 19,
0:18.0	holy fuck the fuck.
0:22.0	Okay, never mind that one, nor that one.
0:25.0	If you eat pretzels and grapes at the same time, it tastes like fried chicken.
0:30.0	What the fuck?
0:32.0	Hi. What the fuck? What the fuck? Okay. Hmm, well, hmm.
0:45.0	Well, hmm, n, n, nah.
0:50.0	Let's see, the new Tide tide pods are actually edible.
0:54.2	All right, one second.
0:58.2	Hey all you guys,
0:58.8	welcome. Hey welcome. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have started with a pretzel.
1:06.0	Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Malley.
1:09.6	The timing of that reminds me of, you know, starting with the pretzel, why would I do that little science thing at the end, right?
1:17.0	It reminds me of in the Keith and the Girl app, Keith and Girl TV, how to take care of a baby and I knew this couple the dad was watching the kid little
1:28.7	infant came over we were hanging out and I'm like, hey, let's make some videos, right?
1:35.1	How to take care of a baby?
1:36.3	And so I would do an action you're not supposed to do with a baby, like a drink and
1:40.1	do drugs around them and then put an X on the screen. Do not do that. Do not play guns with your baby and we were putting guns at each
1:46.0	other wrong do not put your baby in the oven to keep warm and then so I turn the oven on a little bit so we videotape that then I go to
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