#3830 Hertz So Bad

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew compare the smells of their grandparents' houses, as you do when you're approaching your 4000th podcast episode. Plus, TikTok's "Liver King" has an apology for us, but Andrew's not accepting it.

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0:00.0	How sweet of you got a little Mars cocktail on your beautiful gray dress there.
0:03.6	Can we get that for free?
0:05.0	What?
0:05.7	The Mars cocktail, can we get one of those for free because she spilled a little bit on her dress?
0:09.2	Sure.
0:10.2	Great, because if you said no, I would have gone home and got on Yelp and said that I found a Lego head in my corn.
0:15.8	I've done that to a lot of places it works.
0:19.2	T-B-T-L!
0:25.4	Ah, it used to be with it.
0:27.0	But then it changed what it was.
0:29.0	Now what I'm with isn't it?
0:31.0	And what's it seems weird and scary to me?
0:33.9	Objection on the grounds that I'm like, what?
0:37.0	It's a people thing, I'm fancy.
0:39.4	But I like nothing more than to end the day with one of these fine hamburger sandwiches from the good people at the McDonald's.
0:47.4	You think you're too cool for school?
0:49.4	But I got a new flash for you Walter Cronkite.
0:52.4	You aren't.
0:55.0	Well, I've got to run. I can hear the blender crying.
0:59.6	Coming baby!
1:01.6	Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:08.0	It's a kind of match.
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