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Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.

The podcast that is exactly the same every single week.

My name is Steve and this week, as I have every single week, I'm joined by me, Matthew Lees.

I'm here every week and I'm also joined as always by Logg. John Blythe Log, as well, you know, it's been a very, very long time since I've been in the same room recording a podcast with you, Matt Lees. I'm sure it's not your fault, although in the same time a little voice in my head is saying it is. I know. I love you. I haven't seen you for a while. and I just can't wait to interrupt the podcast by fucking playing with your legs and arms.

Well... I love you. I haven't seen you for a while and I just can't wait to interrupt the podcast by fucking playing with your legs and arms.

Well, thank you and we will make time for that. And also after we've made time for it, you'll still run into the time beyond that and it will get really inappropriate.

The time beyond arms and legs, I cannot wait to make this metaphysical state where I can fully embrace you in your penis.

What on earth is going on tonight's show?

Well, you tell me.

Fucking hell.

Well, I'm going to be sharing a secret about Log and his latent powers.

You're going to come back to that a little bit.

Stephen?

I'm blowing the lid off big farmer once and for all.

Fuck.

That guy's had it too good for too long.

And I'm invagling my way into Alpha House, a house that I live near and have never seen inside.

Can you do anything without invagling?

I'm going to inveigle you.

You're always like invagling your way to

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