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A regular regular regular features

A regular regular features

A regular features a show

Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast

The podcast that is all about you

The Reader and us the features

And every week

It's exactly the same

My name's Matt Lees and obviously I'm always here

Joined by Joe Scrabbles,

hello. Steve Property, hi. Gav. Hello. And what have we got going on tonight on this sweet,

sweet, sweet pod? What have we not got going on? Perhaps that is an easier question.

Nope, but probably no. No, that's easier. Much easier to explain what's happening. The easiest question is to say what's going on. Yes, because it's not a lot. We haven't done a whole bunch. Because our remit is quite thin. Yeah. Joseph, where are you taking us or what are we doing? I'm going to warn you of the dangers of the hip new zeitgeisty virus.

And Stephen?

I'm taking you to worlds you never even conceived of.

Space.

I was like, up until you said space, that was like a blind date introduction.

I expect the crowds go, ooh!

And me going, number two's a bit saucy.

And me and Gab are just sort of here, right? the numbers baby oh yeah roll podcast ooh squattie squirty you squattie bertie oh squattie you dirty dirty party you dirty party bha bab bab bab blah blah it's back off a bus bab bab bat bat Matt's back What have you been been doing? Where you been?

Hey, I was on a secret mission not to podcast.

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