383: KEVIN'S BACK! ANDOR! DEADPOOL 3 WITH WOLVERINE! CLERKS 3! - FMB *LIVE* - 9/28/22
Fat Man Beyond
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4.7 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2022
⏱️ 133 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Did it happen? Are we live? I think so. I think you're right. Oh my god. Oh my god. No |
| 0:18.9 | isn't even ready. I was like, dick in my hand not ready. Hey kids. There you go. I mean, |
| 0:24.9 | if Smith is back, you just saw behind the curtain fucking baffled Kev Smith. Like, where |
| 0:29.8 | are we? Now performative Kev Smith is back. Man, welcome ladies and gentlemen to another |
| 0:37.2 | edition of Fat Man Beyond. I am Kevin Smith. I am Mark Bernard. Hey. Hello. I am broadcasting |
| 0:46.9 | from my comic book store Jay and Silent Bob Secret Stash. I realized something was wrong. |
| 0:52.6 | I don't have a movie hat. And I'm like, do we sell them here? We sell a lot of shit here, Mark. |
| 1:00.4 | But I think they sold out a movie hat. And I feel so weird doing the show without my movie hat on. |
| 1:06.2 | And you're wearing an actual coat and shit. Yeah. I'm like, the rope is weird. I'm throwing the |
| 1:11.4 | audience. The audience is like, what the fuck? The A, the show started on time kind of B. He's not |
| 1:18.0 | wearing the stupid fucking hat. He's wearing a grown up jacket. He's wearing his, his fucking, |
| 1:23.2 | you can get this shirt right here at the Secret Stash, kids. See that rack right there? |
| 1:30.6 | Get one of these fine fucking K. R. E. L. Sharers. That's the station that Mr. Svening worked for |
| 1:38.1 | in Mallrats. And Randall wears that shirt in in Clirks 3. As you can see, behind me, there's always |
| 1:45.5 | a wall of pops when I do the show at home. Now there's two gigantic fucking pops. That's right. |
| 1:52.7 | Outside of the Funko store, this is the only place you'll find ridiculously oversized ego-feeding |
| 1:59.0 | pops. Look at me. Do you want to see like fucking, I don't have the proper shorts on, |
| 2:05.3 | so I'll I'll I'll go stand next to them. As long as there are shorts, everybody wins. I didn't |
| 2:19.8 | realize how deep the set was. Deep set, my friend. You're not in the volume. We can bring so many |
| 2:27.0 | fucking animals, fucking elephants, whatever to fuck right in. God damn circus. |
| 2:33.4 | Behind me, man. How's everybody doing out there, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome to Fat Man Beyond, |
| 2:39.9 | as we said, fucking already and stuff. Marks in Los Angeles. I'm currently in New Jersey. I was, |
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