Well, who do we have here?

Carla Tuesday, WDUR, the DUR.

Reverend Richard, is it true that you'll be representing yourself?

Carla, let me tell you a little story.

I was walking on the beach with the Lord,

and there were two sets of footprints in the sand.

And then there were three sets of footprints,

and I said, who's that?

And the Lord said, it's Dale Earnhardt.

He's a big fan of yours.

My client won't be answering any more of your questions.

Stay in school, kids.

TVTL.

At first, he's silly, and then he's magical, and quite wonderful,

and he just don't know how to react, except you're entranced.

So we're going to play a little game called

Cursed, or Not Cursed.

I think you sound like a, you might be a little bit jealous, babe.

No, and I know a little something about me and jealous,

because people have been jealous of me my entire life.

I have no idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed.

In a few hours, you're going to be smarter than anyone

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