#3816 An Olive Garden In Every Pot
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew invent a new candy that the world is not ready for. They also discuss the bizarre "space plane" that's apparently been flying around the globe the past couple of years. And Luke shares his underwear adventures in NYC, whether you want to hear about them or not.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. My name is EG. I'm mesmerized by the divergent culinary concepts at play here cheesy-gold eater |
| 0:10.5 | Kronash |
| 0:11.7 | Fire a Doritos Loco's taco supreme. I mean it's like Mexican jazz music |
| 0:18.3 | TVTL |
| 0:23.3 | I just went to Taco tonight. It ain't much to do |
| 0:28.6 | This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply. They are sending shockwaves over the airwaves |
| 0:34.6 | They are rude and abusive but want you to listen to them. I mean the hoots but these guys |
| 0:40.4 | With their fagcac to stick. It's a real shondown what is supposed to be Simka. Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be Simka. All I know is this violates every can I never |
| 0:49.7 | Respectable broadcasin |
| 0:51.7 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL |
| 1:01.7 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. One day out of you come as regarding your role situation |
| 1:06.7 | My name is Luke Burbank coming to you for the final day from beautiful New York City |
| 1:13.6 | here in Midtown Manhattan |
| 1:16.9 | where |
| 1:18.3 | As this is airing I will be neck deep in |
| 1:23.5 | Hallmark movie channel storytelling love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop |
| 1:30.9 | Of course this time of year for a certain kind of film viewer. There's nothing more romantical |
| 1:36.9 | Then watching a hallmark holiday movie your story is a beautiful story from my point of view |
| 1:43.7 | It's a beautiful story |
| 1:45.5 | I love your story. So I'll be interviewing various folks who star in those films including I guess Lacey |
| 1:53.1 | Shabair |
| 1:54.6 | Who is |
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