#3814 Day-Old Andy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke has been loving and then hating the fact that his favorite kind of food truck is parked right outside his hotel in New York City. Plus, a famous chicken fingers restaurant chain just learned that it's not allowed to sell chicken fingers at its new location. That's a problem.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, look at Andrew. My name is Julien and I'm 10 years old and I listen to your podcast and I just wanted to tell you a joke. |
| 0:12.0 | Why? I mean, what do you call a potato that sits very still? |
| 0:19.0 | A meta-cater. |
| 0:21.0 | Thanks, power out. TVTL! |
| 0:30.0 | The faces may not look familiar, but the voices this Zany radio team have developed a unique style of frolicing on the airways. |
| 0:39.0 | It's kind of meta, and anything meta, sign this guy up because I am totally down for that. |
| 0:44.0 | That's a donnie bro. That's a total donnie bro. A donnie bro. Northern donnie bro is. It's a donnie bro. |
| 0:49.0 | And what's the deal with popcorn? The look tastes like pop and it sure doesn't look like corn. |
| 0:56.0 | Can I just say, and I think this is really important, so I need everyone to shut up. |
| 1:02.0 | I love your hair. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, thank you. It's genetic and unattainable. |
| 1:07.0 | We're the number one show in hospitals and on Sinking Riverboat casinos. Party time, chunks. |
| 1:12.0 | All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL. |
| 1:20.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:27.0 | I don't do this for the clouds. I don't do this for the fame. |
| 1:32.0 | Coming to you once again from Midtown Manhattan in beautiful New York City. |
| 1:37.0 | New York City! |
| 1:38.0 | Of all of the hotels in New York to be saying, and I ran into a ten and her friend over the weekend in the elevator bank here at this hotel. |
| 1:53.0 | Our friend Alicia was here for the weekend having fun and I was walking out on my way to go to my jog. |
| 2:01.0 | I think arguably looking as bad as is possible for me and let me tell you. |
| 2:06.0 | It's possible for me to look pretty bad and I ran into Alicia and her friend. |
| 2:12.0 | They were lovely. We took a picture. It's probably on the Facebook page somewhere but it's been a nice weekend here in New York and it's becoming a nice Monday. |
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