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The Basement Yard

#380 - How To Become An Alpha Male

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe finally reveal how to become true alpha males.. because they are so alpha and strong and get girls & cars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank how's it going?

0:04.6

Yeah, he's smoking a pretzel stick as if it's a cigar

0:08.7

Because what else you're supposed to do I gotta tell you damn that was like a snarl a snart a snart

0:14.8

I don't know what snart is. I don't think that's a thing. I used to try hard

0:20.7

To when I I honestly stopped smoking cigars like just naturally and I used to do the whole like

0:27.3

Coop in the side of your mouth thing like all the whole time a cigar. Yeah, dude can't do it. Yeah, it's a burning fire

0:35.5

No, but like you ever see like Al Capone

0:38.7

You see Al Capone

0:41.6

You know all Al Capone you know good old Al he would just keep one in the side of his mouth and just chew on it all day

0:47.3

I'll I tried to do that couldn't do it

0:50.6

You know that's the worst thing Al Capone's ever done

0:53.0

Yeah, he wasn't a very admirable. I don't know anything about Al Capone. How you doing? I'm doing well. I'm doing well

1:00.3

Good to see you good to see me good to see you. I mean, thank you. Well me as you know, I am who I was waiting on the fact that you were saying like it's good to see me as well

1:10.4

It is nice to stay things like that so you give it to me back right? I mean that's the issue here take I give

1:17.5

Okay, I take you give

1:19.9

Mm-hmm you're you just repeated that no. Yes, you did. Oh, yes, you did no. I didn't yes you did the same thing twice I take you give

1:29.9

Just because you're pointing doesn't mean the words that you're saying you take

1:34.8

What yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're saying it's the same outcome. How you doing?

1:41.3

I'm doing good Francesco's you yeah

1:44.6

Um, it's been a week. It has it has been a week and quite a week

1:50.5

Yeah, when this is coming out and I'll probably be with my new daughter. Yes, we're recording them a little foreign advance. What's your name again?

1:58.4

Damn it. Yeah, you're close. They're gonna snap answer

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