#379 - There Is A Bomb In My Ass

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Frank & Joe talk about a man who shoved a bomb in his bum.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Happy New Year, too, Frank.
0:02.5	Oh, I-
0:03.5	Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm sorry.
0:06.6	What was that?
0:08.0	I didn't expect the Happy New Year, too.
0:10.0	I know. Well, because I forgot that it was-
0:11.8	Well, patrons were seen this before the New Year.
0:13.6	That's true.
0:14.1	This- they're seen as the day after Christmas, which is what-
0:16.4	What do they call it? Some stupid shit, boxing day?
0:18.8	Oh, and like, Britain?
0:20.2	Yeah, and like, Britain and Canada. They're like,
0:22.0	Oh, happy boxing die.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:24.4	Why do they do that?
0:25.2	I think it's like boxing, like, boxes, like they like-
0:28.4	Oh, that's-
0:28.9	It's like, it's like their Cyber Monday.
0:30.4	Why?
0:31.4	Boxes?
0:32.4	You get packages? I don't know.
0:33.4	But Cyber Monday is because-
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