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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#38 - Thoughts & Prayers & Cray, Cray

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Many subjects divide the denizens of the United States and the list easily comes to mind. Now, we must add the legendary rubber chicken to our culture war. Some consider the chicken’s caterwauling the epitome of crass comedic laziness, while others, including your host, believe that the rubber chicken is a celebrated figure in the history of comedy going back to at least the Vaudeville era as a gag mainstay. Also, Lewis couldn’t afford a real sidekick. In other areas of American division, there are problems at the southern border, where people from other countries are trying to enter the US; maybe we should stop telling people how great America is if we don’t want them to come here. Mitch McConnell is upset that CEOs are getting involved in voting rights; Kaitlyn Jenner is considering running for governor of California as a Republican, a group of people doing their best to do away with trans people; and to continue the hypocrisy train, the former leader called on his supporters to boycott Coca-Cola products and then was seen drinking Diet Coke. In the really important news of the week, Lewis visited his mom Jeannette at her assisted living facility in Maryland and he got to play golf. So, things are looking up. The rants keep pouring in, and the diversity of subject matter keeps getting bigger. One submission this week asks why Americans have so much hostility towards the rest of the world, especially the developing world. Another proposes a constitutional amendment that would tie Congressional pay to the minimum wage. And Lewis’ friend Nancy Stanley recounts an incident where she went full mask vigilante at a Trader Joe’s. Plus, we hear about the broken US medical system, bad behavior at national parks, returning to school while the pandemic persists, cheating on your taxes, fun at a Burger King playland, and this conundrum: how do you fix your reading glasses when you need your reading glasses to see so you can fix your reading glass. Also towels. Lewis’ new special, Thanks For Risking Your Life is available now! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE New episodes arrive every Wednesday. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the rubber chicken says,

0:24.8

I was able to get myself a ghost gum without any background checks because I guess I'm a ghost chicken.

0:36.6

Well, maybe you are. Oh, hey, stop it,

0:39.1

Rubber Chicken. We got to get on with the show because this is Lewis Flack's randcast number 38

0:45.1

called Thoughts and Pray, Cray, Cray. Well, it certainly is Craig Cray. Let me tell you,

0:53.3

Robert Chicken, you have received some harsh criticism this week.

0:58.1

Someone has sent in a rant about you.

1:01.0

Okay, calm down, calm down.

1:03.2

Here it is.

1:04.3

I'm going to read this to you, but I think I just lost it.

1:07.3

Yeah, there it is.

1:09.5

Greg Garland set this in.

1:11.7

That's right.

1:12.7

He said, enough of the fucking rubber chicken on the RANDCast.

1:16.1

It was funny a couple of times, but now it makes me want to throw my phone across the

1:21.2

fucking room.

1:22.4

I can't take it anymore.

1:24.2

I quit listening, but the show helps me fall asleep at night. Oh, you have, I won't even

1:32.1

begin to tell you what that rubber chicken just said about you, Greg. He is angry. He is pissed. He is

1:39.0

one hell-bent rubber chicken. And I don't know if a rubber chicken is male or not. I guess not.

1:46.2

Maybe he's transitioning. But Greg, he is coming after you. He is pissed. I don't even use

1:51.6

the kind of language that that rubber chicken just used. Even I do not cross those borders.

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