38: A Switzerland Sloot Story ft. Mystic Michaela

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Reporting LIVE from a Switzerland jail, Sofia is back! Since she has officially gone to ALL ends of the earth to try and grasp why her life is the way it is, she has finally resorted to a medium! A high-end, world renown, medium of course. Only the best for the Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Mystic Michaela, a celebrity medium specializing in reading auras and guiding people through spirit to live their true authentic lives. Michaela breaks down each part of Sofia’s aura and finally helps us get to the bottom of how she’s made it 28 years on this planet. Turns out she’s really not all that bad! Michaela also helps us understand how we can all open our third eye and channel parts of ourselves we didn’t know existed. Sofia also gives us a FULL play by play on her European global thot trot and how she’s well on her way to becoming an international fugitive! There’s some real paranormal shit going on, Sloots. Buckle up! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, GoonTog greetings from Europe. I am sitting in my hotel room right now with an
0:15.7	oat milk cappuccino extra from I just said froth and foam together. It's a new fucking thing
0:25.1	because I am way too good for Starbucks now. I am a cultured queen with a K just kidding. I am
0:33.7	the most fucking hated person at this hotel right now, but we will get into that in a minute. So
0:39.6	I landed in Austria on Friday and I just want to start off by saying the people in Vienna, Austria
0:48.5	are so fucking hot. I thought I was on the set of a movie. Just the hottest men I've ever seen in
0:57.4	my entire life, the type of dudes that make you wish you were traveling alone and you could act
1:06.0	on it. You know what I'm saying? And so well dressed. I forgot how casual and disheveled it's okay
1:14.4	to look in America. I was the only bitch wearing Lulu lemon leggings in a hundred mile radius.
1:22.4	I did not bring my uggs though so everybody settle the fuck down. Then after getting ran out of
1:29.9	Austria, I flew to Geneva for wedding. The actual wedding took place in this remote town on the
1:38.4	border of France and Switzerland. Rich people shit. It was magical. And now I am in Switzerland,
1:48.5	which is somewhere that I've been wanting to go forever. I save every fucking Instagram travel
1:56.8	video I see from Switzerland. And I just got to say Switzerland is kind of creeping me out.
2:04.7	Don't get me wrong. It's beautiful. It's I think it's just almost too perfect. And I'm trying
2:14.0	to explain it. You look outside your window and it's hills of green and there's cows and the cows
2:21.8	are even gorgeous. There's little cute cottages. It looks like a postcard. And it's so fucking quiet
2:29.9	also too quiet. Silence of the lambs vibes. And I just keep thinking there has to be a crazed
2:39.5	maniac that's about to jump out at me behind a stack of hay or some shit. It's probably my fault
2:46.0	honestly because I love to freak myself out. It started in Austria. I was ordering a
2:54.7	weiner schnitzel. And just based on word association, I started to think of
3:01.9	fritzel. Schnitzel, fritzel. He popped into my head. If any of you guys are into true crime,
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