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37: The Breakup Bible

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.283K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Who better to coach you through your breakup than the person who can barely keep her own afloat! Welcome back to Sophia with a PH! Because having a healthy pH balance is imperative even though the guy cumming in you is throwing it all off! Sloots, this week Sofia unpacks A LOT and addresses some very pressing information, like why the fuck has Demi Rose been featured on the Daily Mail every single day for the past four years? Who is that you ask? Open up snapchat, we guarantee she’s there waiting for you. We also learn to hack the dark web and visit a website Sofia “found” that tells you every happy ending massage parlor near you. Don’t worry, you’ll get all the details as to how you can get your rub and tug on as well. We also attend the most important Sloot University seminar yet: how to get through a breakup! Which you KNOW you need since you still contemplate texting your ex from 2 years ago every time you take a shot of tequila. It’s okay Sloots, we’ve all been there, and Sofia is here to save the day, or ruin it - never know til you listen! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi people.

0:07.0

Why did I just say like that?

0:16.0

Hello everybody and thanks for joining.

0:19.0

I have a merch giveaway that I will be announcing at the end of the episode.

0:23.0

But until then, welcome to Sophia with a pH.

0:30.0

Okay, because Sophia and the nap is no longer here.

0:33.0

She is dead and she has gone.

0:35.0

It is with a pH.

0:36.0

Now, there is just something in the air.

0:39.0

There's something going on.

0:41.0

I'm feeling all out of whack.

0:43.0

And I know it's not just me being neurotic as fuck, which I tend to do.

0:47.0

Because it's affecting every single person.

0:50.0

Also, thankful to be alive for any negative thing I say.

0:55.0

I'm going to say a positive thing.

0:57.0

I just, is anyone having a hot girl summer?

1:01.0

No, they're not.

1:04.0

Unless you're like fucking dojo cat or megged the stallion or some shit.

1:08.0

So anyways, guys, things are turning around though, because I am going abroad to get away from this person.

1:17.0

And I might not come back.

1:20.0

Thank God.

1:22.0

I'm going to Europe.

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