#3796 This Could've Been An Email, Ryan Murphy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

James Corden is getting roasted on the internet, and Luke is eating it up, although he does have to suspend his disbelief a bit. Luke also devoted 7 hours of his life to a TV show last night, and he wants them back.

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0:00.0	The new Amazon Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.
0:05.0	Listen, what time is it?
0:07.0	What the hell is wrong with this plastic thing?
0:10.0	Amanda!
0:12.0	But the latest technology isn't always easy to use for people of a certain age.
0:17.0	Kids, I bought me a busted machine again.
0:20.0	Oh, yes, sir!
0:21.0	That's why Amazon partnered with AARP to present the new Amazon Echo Silver.
0:27.0	The only smart speaker device designed specifically to be used by the greatest generation.
0:32.0	It's super loud and responds to any name even remotely close to Alexa.
0:37.0	So they can find out the weather.
0:39.0	Allegra, what is the weather outside?
0:42.0	It is 74 degrees and sunny.
0:44.0	Huh?
0:45.0	It is 74 degrees and sunny.
0:47.0	Where?
0:48.0	Outside.
0:49.0	What about it?
0:50.0	The temperature outside is 74 degrees and sunny.
0:53.0	I don't know about that.
0:55.0	The latest in sports.
0:56.0	Claremson, how many of those saddles strike out last night?
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