#3794 Tweetin' And Deletin'

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Andrew welcomed a new kitten into his family this weekend, but he has strict rules about talking about it. Plus, a Defector journalist tests a FOX News reporters claims that he ordered "$28 worth of Taco Bell."

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0:00.0	Gilles, I looked over your chart and you have mercury poisoning.
0:04.0	Oh, thank you.
0:05.0	No, it's actually, it's terrible.
0:06.0	You have high levels of mercury in your blood, which is a very toxic poison.
0:10.0	Can I ask you about some of your symptoms?
0:12.0	Are you feeling fatigue?
0:13.0	Muscle weakness?
0:14.0	Yeah.
0:15.0	Okay, any peeling skin?
0:17.0	Yeah, it peels right off.
0:18.0	Like, wallpaper?
0:19.0	Well, these are all symptoms of mercury poisoning.
0:22.0	So, I'm gonna prescribe a supplement for you of selenium
0:25.0	and then I would recommend that you stop eating all fish.
0:28.0	I mean, I eat a little bit of tuna fish.
0:30.0	Occasionally tuna fish.
0:32.0	Occasionally.
0:33.0	Okay, occasionally.
0:34.0	What does that mean?
0:35.0	I don't know.
0:36.0	I don't have more than three dollops of tuna per meal.
0:39.0	Two, three ice cream scoopers worth?
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