So, Frederica, you read both verse and poetry. Perhaps the most significant in forming one's

principles is that of the old prophet who came down from the mount with tablets, bearing

the 12 commandments, which our Lord has taught us to obey without fail.

12 commandments. Excuse me, but I believe there were only 10.

Really? Only 10 must be obeyed. Excellent!

Well then, which two to take off?

TVTL!

This is happens I never thought I'd say, but if you thought of sausage couldn't really

hurt anyone? Frankly, think again. Can you say TVTL?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately,

which isn't a bad thing, but it's also not a good thing.

I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths.

Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Be careful though. It's spicy!

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

The sexy, off bad boy is back at it again, ladies and gentlemen.

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon,

where it's just beautiful. It's going to be in the 80s again.

I don't think I've ever experienced a fall like this in the northwest,

where I mean it is just absolutely beautiful out there, Ma and Pa, and I'm okay with that.

I will enjoy this. I know this drop, I play it too much, and it's overused,

but we're about to go into presumably anyway, like six months, where I can never play this.

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