379: Apocalypse Service Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, a baby killing contest is adjudicated in the courts, the Pope gets a stern talking-to for letting Muslim people play magic with him, and we’ll wipe some cobwebs off a 30 second timer.

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Headlines:

Conservatives Are Mad the Pope Prayed with Muslims and Jews To End COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/17/conservatives-are-mad-the-pope-prayed-with-muslims-and-jews-to-end-covid-19/

Anti-vax BAD GUY FIGHT: https://www.thedailybeast.com/anti-vaxx-movement-civil-war-has-erupted-and-its-just-as-ridiculous-as-youd-expect

In California, 3,000 Churches Vow to Open on Pentecost Sunday In Spite of COVID: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/15/in-california-3000-churches-vow-to-open-on-pentecost-sunday-in-spite-of-covid/

Calif. Christian With COVID-19 Exposed 180 People During Illicit Church Service: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/18/calif-christian-with-covid-19-exposed-180-people-during-illicit-church-service/

Hairdresser Says Her Salon Is Also a Ministry, So She Should Be Allowed to Open: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/15/hairdresser-says-her-salon-is-also-a-ministry-so-she-should-be-allowed-to-open/

Liberty University Just Got Rid of Its Entire Philosophy Department: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/12/liberty-university-just-got-rid-of-its-entire-philosophy-department/

Republican Atheist group releases teeny tiny little list of elected Republican Atheists: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/19/this-is-a-very-very-tiny-list-of-elected-atheist-republicans/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Roe admits Christians paid her to say she was anti-abortion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/19/norma-mccorvey-a-k-a-roe-christians-paid-me-to-say-im-anti-abortion/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, profanity ahead. Have your fainting couch ready.
0:03.6	This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by
0:07.4	Forhims.com and by
0:10.5	Dressing on the side. No, please ask me to bring you your dressing on the side so you can still pour the entire
0:17.1	Ramican of dressing on your salad anyway
0:20.1	Dressing on the side adding a dirty ramican and nothing else
0:24.9	And now the Skaving Atheist. Hi, this is Jonathan
0:29.6	Co-founder of the Condor Project a non-profit organization devoted to preventing human trafficking in Southeast Asia and based on the victims
0:37.9	I've met and the stories I've heard
0:40.1	Monkie men should be ashamed that we evolved from them
0:42.8	However, that does not negate the fact that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men
1:00.4	Oh
1:06.4	Ah
1:10.6	Thursday it's May 21st and its rapture party days
1:16.3	Wait, wait because
1:18.3	Fuck Harold camping because fuck Harold camping. I am no emotions. I'm Eli Bosnick
1:24.0	Um, he's then right and from Dave Thomas is New Jersey
1:27.2	Huh since the 90s swing state and good husband Georgia. This is the Skaving Atheist
1:33.0	This week's episode of baby killing contest is attjudicated in the courts
1:37.7	The Pope gets a stern talking to for letting Muslim people play magic with him
1:42.1	And we'll wipe some cobwebs off a 30 second time but first the diatribe
1:53.7	You
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