378: Gates of Hell Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we learn that Bill Gates is Flucifer, and we learn that when you open up with a pun as good as “Flucifer”, you really don’t need more stuff.

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Headlines:

Churches continue to win exemptions from lockdown orders:

Kentucky Christians Win Fight to Spread COVID-19 via In-Person Church Services: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/kentucky-christians-win-fight-to-spread-covid-19-via-in-person-church-services/

Indiana Churchgoers Will Mass-Gather Again; Governor Calls Them “Control Group”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/indiana-churchgoers-will-mass-gather-again-governor-calls-them-control-group/

New Mexico Sheriff “Deputizes” 20 Christians, Exempting Them from Lockdown Order: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/new-mexico-sheriff-deputizes-20-christians-exempting-them-from-lockdown-order/

Cardinal Slams Pandemic-Safe Communion Baggies: “You Can’t Put [Jesus] in a Bag”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/cardinal-slams-pandemic-safe-communion-baggies-you-cant-put-jesus-in-a-bag/

Pastors Claim Bill Gates Will Use COVID-19 Vaccines to Impose the Mark of the Beast: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/pastors-claim-bill-gates-will-use-covid-vaccines-to-impose-the-mark-of-the-beast/

Christian Woman Says a Demon Tormented Her Armpit Because of Her Deodorant: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/christian-woman-says-a-demon-tormented-her-armpit-because-of-her-deodorant/

Thousands of Churches Have Received Millions of Dollars in Stimulus Cash: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/thousands-of-churches-have-received-millions-of-dollars-in-stimulus-cash/

Christian group supports Ahmaud Arbery’s killers: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/05/christian-group-defends-2-god-fearing-men-who-killed-ahmaud-arbery/

Catholic Kerfuffle Erupts Over Cardinal’s Signature on COVID-19 Conspiracy Letter: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/10/catholic-kerfuffle-erupts-over-cardinals-signature-on-covid-conspiracy-letter/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Baptist Hate-Preacher Spends Mother’s Day Preaching That “Feminism is a Plague”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/11/baptist-hate-preacher-spends-mothers-day-preaching-that-feminism-is-a-plague/

Alaska Pastor: God Needs You to Get a Haircut, But Not If You’re a Woman: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/alaska-pastor-god-needs-you-to-get-a-haircut-but-not-if-youre-a-woman/

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1:03.4	even when no actual pain is happening, which is to say that I, like everyone else, was
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