Hello, lovelies. It's Andrew from TBTL, the podcast you're about to listen to.

I just wanted to jump in here quickly and remind you to check out the great new podcast,

the antidote, if you haven't already. Of course, it's produced here by our friends at APM

and is hosted by Grace Edwards and Amy Anniobi, writers for HBO's insecure.

And the antidote, as we've been telling you, doesn't ignore the bad in the world,

but it's here to remind us of all the good we can celebrate. So listen to new episodes now on your

favorite podcast app or, or frankly, your second favorite podcast app. It doesn't matter to me as

long as you listen. And by the way, the antidote podcast, it's sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy

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antidote that's spelled A-N-T-I-D-O-T-E. That's BetterHelpHELP.com slash antidote.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's in midnight.

Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman

catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make

love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to

meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later,

I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting.

I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years.

She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stash

the chandelier. TVTL!

Are you alright? No. No, I'm confused. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. This face is not my face.

If my consonant sound weird, it's because I have imbibed liquor. Can you say apple?

Apple? Can you say banana? Apple, I'm gonna cry for you.

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