The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hey, everyone, please come aboard. Come aboard. Come aboard. Come aboard. We're shutting the doors. We're about to take off.

I am one of your captains on this vessel, the Lav, come aboard. We're shutting the doors. We're about to take off. I am one of your

captains on this vessel, the Lavender Smile. I am your host, Captain Guppy Doodad, but I promise I

won't make anyone walk the plank. We're proud to present you with an in-depth architectural boat tour

here on the Three Pumpkins River leading out to the Pacific Ocean.

So I hope you're ready to learn today.

First up, some ground rules.

Please present your ticket as my co-captain and brother, Stevie, comes around.

Heeding his general admission.

Please keep your arms and legs inside of the vehicle at all times.

There's no cussing on the tour.

The tour will last for one hour long, and we will not be making any stops during the tour.

There is a small, single occupancy bathroom on the ship.

It requires a key, and we make a big deal about it

when you ask for it i'm just kidding i'm just kidding if you need it come ahead and go talk to me either

me or stevie lastly there are no refunds sorry i'm trying to you got a mush mouth here

please let me throw it to your co-captain and my older brother, Stevie.

Say hi, Stevie.

That's right.

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