#3779 Altitudes And Laltitudes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Mysterious (and gross) noises on some American Airlines flights have airline employees (and Luke and Andrew) absolutely baffled. Plus, Andrew is shocked to hear about an altercation from Luke's past.

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0:00.0	This is about consumer rights and if they don't want to drink our delicious soda,
0:04.5	we do provide healthier options like water zero.
0:07.8	Oh, yes, let's talk about water zero.
0:10.2	The name implies that there are zero calories, like most water,
0:14.5	but in fact it has 300 calories per serving.
0:17.8	Isn't that misleading?
0:19.3	The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero.
0:23.4	If you want zero calorie water, try diet water zero light.
0:27.9	It has only 60 calories.
0:29.5	T-B-T-L.
0:32.6	W-W-W dot this and W-W dot that.
0:38.5	Let's W-W dot explain.
0:40.8	I keep loads of it, Deans.
0:42.4	And I don't want to make it there anymore.
0:44.6	So tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time, it's exhausting.
0:52.1	I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
0:53.7	Oh snap!
0:54.8	This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.
0:59.7	Deans!
1:00.5	Oh, he's a hilarious dog.
1:01.6	Who is Rick Moranis?
1:03.2	Hey Johnny.
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