#3777 Chekhov's Sneeze

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke has discovered a new video game that he almost played last night, and Andrew has some bad ideas for bumper stickers in Bend, Oregon. Also, scientists have calculated how many ants live on the earth and it is a LOT.

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0:00.0	And I'm gonna take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.
0:06.2	A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice.
0:11.2	Burn me once with T, shame on me.
0:14.6	Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.
0:19.3	TVTL!
0:22.3	Well, well, here we are.
0:28.8	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:31.2	I'm not handling this well.
0:32.8	I don't feel competent. I'm depressed.
0:34.5	I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this, why anyone would do this.
0:38.5	The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they
0:42.7	could, which they can't.
0:46.7	Laughter, a sure sign of a good time.
0:50.0	And now I'm gonna fill this silence with the words I'm saying right now.
0:57.7	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the
1:02.7	show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:06.0	This is not only a huge step for our company, but for the entire global media industry.
1:10.9	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:12.2	I am your host.
1:14.8	Coming to you from the River House studio, perched just above the mighty Columbia River,
1:24.1	where I'm in.
1:25.1	Ah, it's just beautiful.
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