Trying to get our two boys ready to carry them to the golf tournament for practice, right?

12 cats live across the road. Our doors open. Screens broke. We need to get a new screen door,

but the screens broke. So you can come in through the screen, but you can't get back out of it.

I turn and look. There's a little kitty cat in our kitchen. So I said, what are you doing in here?

A little kitty cat? By that time, a cat turns, tries to get back out and the screen won't go that way.

Cat starts going, oh, crazy. And I told our players, we need more dogs.

Boats barking in the back. I have to go shut, bow up. Mel's like, what's going on?

I said, it's a cat in the house. Cat in the house. I said, get it the cat in the house.

So I told our players, I try to let it out the front door.

We're here. The cat still going crazy in there. Now, I told our players, you need to be more like a dog.

We don't need a bunch of cats in here. Yeah, looking in the mirror. I look good.

I got my extra bands on. I got my other shoes. Be a dog.

We don't need no mounds. We don't need no cats. We need more dogs.

TVTL!

There is something about the soul of a cat. There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat.

Don't you kind of feel like a sellout? Can you really call it a sellout when they give you a free Tesla for doing the show?

Hey, this guy doesn't have a figured out, so we can't start work right now.

Face it. Everybody here, that. He does not have the show figured out.

I'm looking into his eyes. All I see is fear. A little bit of shame.

I may grandpa like to say, I'm digging a dog. As I like to say, I'm there.

Things are going to start happening to me now.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL, the show.

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