Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. How's it going buddy? You might give me a light. I'm not playing this game with you

This was funny when we were in pre-K

He's lighting it for people who are just listening. He's lighting we have audio listeners

Yeah, this is a visual joke. You're you're lighting a pretzel stick like it's a cigar. I

Don't smoke cigarettes, but the the relief that I assume it brings

Yeah, the bad health stuff too that would be tough definitely bring on that it's gonna bring that but like people that smoke cigarettes are the best

Post-or-people

For you say cigarettes you say cigarettes weird cigarette

You say cigarette no you say cigarette cigarette cigarette. Yeah, you're saying cigarette cigarette. Yeah, you're saying writ

It's right cigarette cigarette cigarette cigarette tomato

Pork your pines whatever what how you doing?

Anyway, how you know yeah, um you started telling me a story when we were out there

I would I would like to start there to be honest with you. Oh

About something you found in your car. Yeah, a new low, baby. You hit a new low

I had a new low, which honestly let me preface this whole thing real quick before just so people know if you're not

Super familiar with the show Frank pisses in his car all the time

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you piss in your car all the time slow first of all slow down

Okay, you're making it seem like I'm fucking pissing all over the steering wheel and shit. No, I'm saying you're pissing

That's while only happened once you piss while operating of motor vehicles. Yes, because it's a skill that I have

I have to travel I don't live in New York anymore. I have to travel in order to get up here to record and

In my travels

I have mapped out where all the bathrooms are because you can just pull over anymore the cops will be like upset because you're too close to a school and

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