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The Basement Yard

#376 - Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Joe and Frank discuss their readiness for the zombie apocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going Frank? Yeah, that was good

0:03.3

I that was a little bit of a wind up there and I kind of tossed it to you. Oh, thank you a little bit of a alley

0:07.6

You as one might say yeah, I'm not a basketball guy. Are you doing Dustin from stranger things cosplay or what's with the

0:16.0

No, I have all my teeth

0:18.4

He's a child you pieces. No, no, no, no, no. He's like a young. He's a teenager now yet now

0:23.5

But now Jesus no, no, no, no, he's we make fun of him now. He doesn't have collarbones. You know that he that that's weird

0:29.4

Yeah, but I like that. It's do you I would I would okay do that mine. He's got that that face where like this part is real small

0:37.6

And this part is real rubbery. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not like you said at him for it

0:43.5

What it's a children he's a teenager now you can't make fun of children because they're two innocent teenagers are the opposite

0:50.4

They're fucking evil. Okay, he's on Broadway. He gets saying apparently. Yeah, apparently he's like you know singing over twist

0:57.4

What is he is he Oliver twist? He's something like that. That seems backwards. He's not British or poor

1:03.2

Definitely not poor. Mm-hmm. I don't know if it's Oliver twist. Yeah, dear Evan Hansen

1:09.0

Is he having Hansen? I don't even know if that's running anymore. I've never seen you saw it. You're Evan Hansen right mad

1:14.3

Good. Yeah, the movie no

1:16.5

movie. I mean I refuse to watch it because you had like 35 year old Ben Platt trying to like play a high schooler

1:23.7

Okay, would have broken on me the fuck out of you. Yeah, no one cares about that. I will say this. I never saw

1:29.2

Tear Evan Hansen. I hear it's wonderful almost made me cry. Okay, but the posters made me not want to see it

1:36.3

Just a broken arm it was a broken arm and on it

1:39.1

It just said you will be found and I know that's like a thing in the show. Yeah, it is but that's such it's a slap to

1:45.0

I'm sure cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like what a line

1:49.3

You know what I mean like you will be found and it was like that's such like that's such like a 2006 Zango poem line

1:57.3

You know what I mean like it's very basic you would know wouldn't you I would know about Zango probably in your like a way

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