377-Squatty Party
Affirmative Murder
True Story Media
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | True Story Media |
| 0:05.5 | Yeah, obvious. |
| 0:08.6 | We got a problem here. |
| 0:10.0 | And it's more than just an Albin stream and Punisher. |
| 0:12.3 | When life begins to suck, who's reporting it. |
| 0:15.3 | Luckily, you got to friends who you won't forget. |
| 0:17.8 | Coming live, Alvin and friend on survival, laughing on stop case drops case drops on a cycle. Thought as an intrusive thoughts off an iPhone. How they make the world seem bright with the lights off. A-Fs, it might as well stay up. Lines being told like that dinosaur BS. Magnifying glass to the ground if they don't see us having the time roasting your favorite pizza |
| 0:37.8 | boozyating option is the waves to take it to the grave app moving to the blaze you already |
| 0:43.8 | know when they take the case laugh to paint away so find me a murder hello hello and welcome to |
| 0:50.0 | another episode of affirmative murder the equal opportunity true Equal Opportunity, True Crime Comedy Podcast. |
| 0:58.4 | I am Alvin Williams, joined as always by my partner in true crime, Franzel Evans. |
| 1:01.7 | Oh, yes, right a minute, Mr. Postman. |
| 1:05.5 | Yeah, man, I'm the mailman. |
| 1:06.9 | Can't you tell, man? |
| 1:08.1 | Go post it. |
| 1:08.9 | What up? |
| 1:10.8 | Fran, what's going on, man? |
| 1:15.5 | Hey, look, man, I'm doing well. |
| 1:16.6 | I can't complain. |
| 1:17.4 | Sure. |
| 1:19.5 | But other people around the world are not doing well. |
| 1:20.9 | This is very true. So I want to be positive and optimistic about things right now. |
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