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We got a problem here.

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When life begins to suck, who's reporting it.

Luckily, you got to friends who you won't forget.

Coming live, Alvin and friend on survival.

Laughing non-stop case drops on a cycle. Thought as an intrusive thoughts off an iPhone. How they make the world seem bright with the lights off. A-Fs, it might as well stay up. Lies being told like that dinosaur BS. Magnifying glass to the ground if they don't see us. Having a time, favorite pizza boozing an option is the waves taking to the grave have moving to the blaze you already know when they take the case laugh to pain away so find me a murder Hello and welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murder The Equal Opportunity True Crime Comedy podcast I'm Alvin Williams joined as always by my partner in true crime, Francielle Evans. Oh, yeah, right a minute, Mr. Postman. Yeah, man, I'm the mailman. Can't you tell, man? Go post it. What up? Fran, how much is this, man? How are you doing?

It's doing good, man.

I mean,

what's up with you? How's everything going? Life is cool, man. You know, it's been a little warm. We got a little bit of snow recently, blew through, but it's nothing compared to New York. Got hit hard over there, up there? Oh, yeah. Well, not anymore because apparently my man Zoron told the people, hey, man, listen, I got $20 for y'all per hour, get out there and shovel.

Sounds like a state who knows how to prepare and handle getting snow.

It's also just like a cool way to think outside the box.

Like, I remember in Baltimore, I think we had a conversation about them being like the city's just so much trash around.

What if we took the squeegee boys and just like gave them money per hour to go get trash bags and go clean the trash up?

And that didn't really come to fruition.

And I don't really know what the reasoning was. I guess people probably didn't want to clean the trash. Probably also stepped on the

toes of like big trash, like the government contracts of like the sanitation workers. I thought

you meant like bottles and shit like that, paper. No, I mean, I guess it was like really anything.

But I don't think they really had the

whole thing flushed out and it just kind of fell apart. And I don't know. I still see squeegee boys out there doing that thing. So I saw Squeegee boy in the rain the other day. I was like, you're just not really doing. See, I don't go in the city. So that's probably why I don't see. Well, you can tell that there was some sort of meeting

or of text sent out or something that's like

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