#3766 Shootin' Crete!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke has an entire work crew at his house today, pouring a new concrete floor, and he's trying to dress the part. He and Andrew also bracing themselves for the new football season that begins this week. Oh, and Luke has some questions about the huge bug bite rash on his leg, and Dr. Andrew has some answers.

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0:00.0	OK, class settled down.
0:03.8	I know it's the first day, but we've got a lot to get through.
0:06.8	The earth is flat.
0:09.6	The devil is real.
0:12.7	The sun is crazy.
0:15.6	And that is everything that we know.
0:18.4	Congratulations, graduates!
0:20.1	Woo-hoo!
0:23.1	That's it.
0:24.6	Well, no.
0:26.3	You still own tuition.
0:27.4	TVTL!
0:30.2	It's not great.
0:34.2	It's fantastic.
0:36.0	You totally undersold it.
0:37.7	The pageantry, the costumes, wow.
0:40.1	I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.
0:44.0	Targets, targets.
0:45.0	Woo-hoo!
0:46.0	Oh, he's hot!
0:48.0	Oh, my God.
0:49.0	Ah, ah, ah!
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