#376: My 2019 Year in Review (a solocast)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

2019 was a great year for me. They're all great years, to be honest. But 2019 was no different. Come along as I go over all my favorite podcasts, standup shows, travels, and details of another year where I'm lucky to be doing something I love.

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0:00.0	And it was like I could I saw his face right there and I knew he wasn't looking.
0:05.8	So I just in the heat of the moment I put whatever revenge I had planned on the back burner.
0:11.8	And I pulled my pants down and I spread my ass cheeks.
0:17.3	And I just I mean I mean I sat right in his face.
0:25.2	His nose went like into like into my asshole.
0:29.5	Like if his nose was the dick of a rapist and my asshole was my vagina.
0:39.2	And he did it to me because my will the court would be like but was there penetration?
0:45.9	You know if they were trying to like let him off the hook and the courts would have to go
0:51.2	there was definitely some penetration.
0:53.6	So deep it's no Scott.
0:55.6	It would have qualified as rape.
1:01.4	He was so disgusted by it.
1:20.3	And he's a more blanksine.
1:23.0	Don't forget the ones you love and like that more good time.
1:28.1	Don't forget the ones you love and these are more blanksine.
1:32.7	For all blanksine but deep for all blanksine.
1:37.9	We'll take a couple kindness and for all blanksine.
1:50.8	For all blanksine.
2:01.1	Should all the greatest be forgotten?
2:04.5	And the problems of mine?
2:06.9	Should all the greatest be forgotten?
2:10.3	And things are wrong blanksine.
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