#375: Kid With A Cow Heart (@JessicaKirson)

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🗓️ 6 December 2019

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Jessica Kirson met me at Gas Digital studios to tell me about what her daughter has been going through with heart surgeries. Her kid was born with major heart problems so she's been through multiple surgeries before she was 4 years old. So she's spent tons of times at Children's Hospital. It's crazy what Children's Hospital does for some of these kids. Jessica has seen it all while she's been there. Both with her own daughter and with other people's kids as well.

Make sure to watch her debut special on http://www.comedycentral.com that's out right now! She fucking kills!

The Music:
I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack
Jessica - Rick Springfield
Hospital Food - Eels
I Will Survive - Cake

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0:00.0	And her child was not okay.
0:03.3	Like it was not a good situation.
0:05.1	You know, with us there was always hope.
0:07.2	And the baby was next to Isabella in the same unit,
0:12.7	like right near her.
0:14.8	And so it was not looking good and she was crying to us.
0:18.9	And then at some point the doctor just came out
0:20.7	and said, can I talk to you?
0:21.6	And it was like 10 feet from us.
0:24.1	You know, some of them don't take you in another room.
0:26.0	They don't, it depends what the doctor is.
0:29.0	It's not always the case where they take you
0:31.1	to a private area.
0:33.0	And he told her and she was just, she fell to the ground.
0:37.3	And I mean, I've seen that.
0:38.3	I've seen someone here that their baby's dead.
0:42.0	And then they wouldn't let us in the room for like hours.
0:46.8	And I never forget I walked in.
0:49.9	And their next Isabella was this empty space.
0:53.4	I'll never forget this.
0:55.2	And there were like some plastic things on the floor.
0:58.2	And I was thinking, oh my God, there was a human there.
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